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how sweet is the leaf?

"Beyond the horizon of the place we lived when we were young....."
Strobes....lasers....bass-line......Dave Gilmour......n leaves...as sweet as they get....

Crushing of the ingredients........the fervent smell emanating from the stained "hands of doom".....
striking of the chord..."ringing of the division bell"......powdered to the elements....dethroning of the impotent prince.....tremors of the ancient keys.....friction between golddust and sand.... a concution so sinfully poisonous....it blinds the holy soul...breathing harder n harder....u begin to shiver at the crack of the kiss...a road where lost souls stroll..but "do they still meet there by the cut"....

Cleansing the planent...sacrificing a hundred wombs to fill a womb still unseen...happiness is a dream,but sorrow is a curse that never lets us sleep.....a journey "consumed by slow decay"
linen...across the flatlands...covers the barren beaten land...as it engulfs the burning bride.... she bleeds in pain...her blood dampens the linen...but the fire so bright...lights the night sky...as the demons within laugh at their prey..because they rule "the nights of wonder"

as the priest lights the pyre...hungry eyes pry upon the fire wood...the flames reached "the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world"...the very sign god's wait for to descend on the planet...the ritual had begun

running across the desert sands,the warriors were blinded by the sand storm which blasted across their faces...the horizon waving into a distance...gravity pulls them into the depths unkown....a vortex that sucks them into the deep abyss...but "there's a hunger still unsatified"

the pulses blend into the distorted lines...as they bleed into my ears... grasping my life... creating a world where i am king...i am the master.... i am the fighter...the legend... the GOD!!

bliss surrounds as us as we "walk down this road we've been so many times"
but the demons within convince u the grass is always greener on the otherside...
u beg to be taken away from this pain... the momentum of pain increases as the pendulum swings like a wild axe.....
sometimes u jus wish u were a pig with wings as a disturbed soul v slip into a pit of infinte entropy.....as the silence of a thousand lambs pierces ur mind ,u fade into the fading light...

piss off

just the other day i got this brilliant idea...(na i aint gonna blurt it out to u bozzos)...i shared it with a couple of ppl who matter...
thot ill get some encouragemnt n push me along d long road to success...

guess i was too optimistic...

ppl in general tend to have a problem with avant gardes.... im sure u would have gone thru this dark alley at some point in ur miserable lives....

a point so terrible when all ur surrounded by is pure,unadulterated,pinching criticism.....
a point where all u c around is an army of dead farmers with sickels in their blood stained hands....

y do ppl always become a delibrate road block in our quest for success n happiness?

y cant v live n let live?

is it hard to c someone hogging d limelite?

its human nature,i guess,to have the best for oneself...let the rest go fcuk(spellin changed to maintain anonimity)....

its human tendency to belive "im right,ur wrong"...

i agree to the last lame statement made by "human nature".........

v r ultimately answerable only to ourselves...if u think u fcuking right...then u r fcuking right!!!!

but does that give us the right to push someone wit a diff point of view,in the gutter?

does that give us the right to rubbish someone's idea without actually givin it a thot?

does it give us the right to be judemental bout something or somebody?

wheeee.......!!!

im having so much fun.......wheeeee...........!!!!!

na..im actually bored to death...

REASON: internal assessment going on...

im so lazy....jus cant get myself to update my blog...the same old stale "thoughts" that i uploaded a month ago stare into your flaring nostrils...eww!! this stinks...
that reminds me, i gotta go take a bath....
but im too lazy to do that too...

so ill jus sit n stare into my comp n think of what to write in my blog ,so as to make it a lil better than the constitution of india.. that reminds me i have a test on that very subject- the constitution of india & professional ethics....

but again ,im too lazy to study....
im beginning to think my life is gettin sucked into this pit of absolutely non-sensical stuff...which creates a tar like matter in your brain n stops the nerves from responding to any kind of touch,tickle,punch or banana pickle....

think im deep into this pit....

save me!!

or even better

join me!!

...and the battle goes on......

Continuing blogging with the whirl-pool of knowledge that i have acquired over 6 sittings of brain transplants and 3.5 blood transfusions,i shoot more questions at the group of unassuming lower humans(yup,including you)...Why cant men love the colour pink? Why cant Micheal Jackson find someone his age at the "Never-Laid" farm?Why are people so obssessed about the battle of the sexes?
lets concentate more on the last question:
Now,the battle of sexes has been a topic well argued and hotly debated topic since the times of Adam n Eve....The battle lines were drawn the day wo-men realised they didnt have what we-men have....Since then its been a struggle for power in and outta the bed.A lotta souls were lost to the soles owned by women....

We shall take a deeper look at the battles:

1.Adam v/s Eve: This ones a classic. The winner in this one was Eve,hands down winner! She stole Adam's rib and made him eat the apple from The Tree Of The Knowledge Of Good And Evil.Since then women have been men's weakness.It had all the ingredients to make it to the Oscars. The only thing that let it down were the costumes or rather the lack of 'em....

(Jumping a few million years...because the rest,as the sayin g goes, is history)

2.Marilyn Monroe v/s Jimmy Dougherty,Joe DiMaggio,Arthur Miller: Well,well,well who could possibly be the winner of this battle? The prettiest woman dead's 3 husbands .... what wouldn't a man give to be with such a woman? these men are winners in the sense that the hookedup with her .MAN was she pretty!

3. Bill Clinton v/s Monica Lewinsky,Paula Jones,Hillary Clinton: "THE" story of the late 90's.This dude as we know ruled the world.But he pushed his luck too far...what were you thinking Bill? Monica got a million$ for a book and movie...Paula got the fame she'd never dreeamt of...and Hillary got all the sympathy votes and a rotten husband...she should have dropped him like it was hot......and i wonder why there's so much controversy in our country about the "Women's Bill" being passed....

4.Laloo Prasad Yadav, Rabri Devi v/s Opposition: Suprised?This actually is more like an example of the triumph of love and an ultimate example of how men and women can live in peace and harmony.....so the only winner here is.....Bihar?!

That a brief overview of ...of nothing actually...They say men are from mars and women from venus....Then what the hell are they doing here on earth?!!Fools!

why do women cry?why do men lie?(ya there's a book by that name,never read it though)
why do women have a sense of humour as large as an electron?why do men have an ego as small as Jupiter?

why are women who are seen with a lotta men called sluts and bitches?and why are men with a lotta women around called studs and dudes?

The beauty of it all is that...i realy dunno what im talkin bout...just bin typing non stop....
anyway the conclusion is men will be men(read fools) and women will be she-dogs(sounds sweeter)....

ME:The Ruler,The Priest,The Pauper,The Chosen One........

hi!
this is my first attempt at blogging...
really dunno much bout this stuff... jus tryin my hand at it as reccomended by my friends
man im already tired of typing...phew!!
the picture u c on the rite is me when i was really really young...so jus let your imagination run wild n add 21 years to the picture to know how i look..my friends insist i havent changed much...still a "dick head"...very cute huh?..bah!!
hats off to the guys who write infinte words in their spaces....so it seems im the only guy with a life so uninteresting that even george bush wouldnt wanna live...
no,self pity is not my modus-operandi to multiply the hits on my space,its just that...well...nevermind!!

just the other day i met a couple of my "blogging pals". they went on and on about god knows(i actually doubt if even god knows) what!! "dude,their's this new blogger Mr.!@#$!@ ... he writes abut this n that n that n this...n guess what he also writes about THAT!"

people people people...mind your own f@#king business...
some jackass in some corner is writing shit which doesnt concern us!!!
but then y do v spend hours readin bout people v dunno?

HUMANS:adj. subject to or indicative of the weakness,imperfections,and fragility associated with humans;a mistake that shows he's only human.

Thats one of the many definitions of humans in a dictionary....
but the basic idea is that v humans r weak... insecure bout ourselves...so insecure that we need other peoples' sad lives to feel better ..sadistic pimps that v are!!
ya pimps!trading humanity n respect for other lives for our own pleasure... money,sex,more money n lots more o sex...ya ya ok i sound like this really old guy who's got a big paunch...a reeceding hairline...n all the other not-haves...but y r v wat v r? is there anybody out there who can bullshit more than me(weel,other than george bush)? is there love in space?(the latter question was asked to me by my friend joe satriani.i still havent found an answer)?what has the world come to?
any answers?

to be contd...