...and the battle goes on......
Continuing blogging with the whirl-pool of knowledge that i have acquired over 6 sittings of brain transplants and 3.5 blood transfusions,i shoot more questions at the group of unassuming lower humans(yup,including you)...Why cant men love the colour pink? Why cant Micheal Jackson find someone his age at the "Never-Laid" farm?Why are people so obssessed about the battle of the sexes?
lets concentate more on the last question:
Now,the battle of sexes has been a topic well argued and hotly debated topic since the times of Adam n Eve....The battle lines were drawn the day wo-men realised they didnt have what we-men have....Since then its been a struggle for power in and outta the bed.A lotta souls were lost to the soles owned by women....
We shall take a deeper look at the battles:
1.Adam v/s Eve: This ones a classic. The winner in this one was Eve,hands down winner! She stole Adam's rib and made him eat the apple from The Tree Of The Knowledge Of Good And Evil.Since then women have been men's weakness.It had all the ingredients to make it to the Oscars. The only thing that let it down were the costumes or rather the lack of 'em....
(Jumping a few million years...because the rest,as the sayin g goes, is history)
2.Marilyn Monroe v/s Jimmy Dougherty,Joe DiMaggio,Arthur Miller: Well,well,well who could possibly be the winner of this battle? The prettiest woman dead's 3 husbands .... what wouldn't a man give to be with such a woman? these men are winners in the sense that the hookedup with her .MAN was she pretty!
3. Bill Clinton v/s Monica Lewinsky,Paula Jones,Hillary Clinton: "THE" story of the late 90's.This dude as we know ruled the world.But he pushed his luck too far...what were you thinking Bill? Monica got a million$ for a book and movie...Paula got the fame she'd never dreeamt of...and Hillary got all the sympathy votes and a rotten husband...she should have dropped him like it was hot......and i wonder why there's so much controversy in our country about the "Women's Bill" being passed....
4.Laloo Prasad Yadav, Rabri Devi v/s Opposition: Suprised?This actually is more like an example of the triumph of love and an ultimate example of how men and women can live in peace and harmony.....so the only winner here is.....Bihar?!
That a brief overview of ...of nothing actually...They say men are from mars and women from venus....Then what the hell are they doing here on earth?!!Fools!
why do women cry?why do men lie?(ya there's a book by that name,never read it though)
why do women have a sense of humour as large as an electron?why do men have an ego as small as Jupiter?
why are women who are seen with a lotta men called sluts and bitches?and why are men with a lotta women around called studs and dudes?
The beauty of it all is that...i realy dunno what im talkin bout...just bin typing non stop....
anyway the conclusion is men will be men(read fools) and women will be she-dogs(sounds sweeter)....
lets concentate more on the last question:
Now,the battle of sexes has been a topic well argued and hotly debated topic since the times of Adam n Eve....The battle lines were drawn the day wo-men realised they didnt have what we-men have....Since then its been a struggle for power in and outta the bed.A lotta souls were lost to the soles owned by women....
We shall take a deeper look at the battles:
1.Adam v/s Eve: This ones a classic. The winner in this one was Eve,hands down winner! She stole Adam's rib and made him eat the apple from The Tree Of The Knowledge Of Good And Evil.Since then women have been men's weakness.It had all the ingredients to make it to the Oscars. The only thing that let it down were the costumes or rather the lack of 'em....
(Jumping a few million years...because the rest,as the sayin g goes, is history)
2.Marilyn Monroe v/s Jimmy Dougherty,Joe DiMaggio,Arthur Miller: Well,well,well who could possibly be the winner of this battle? The prettiest woman dead's 3 husbands .... what wouldn't a man give to be with such a woman? these men are winners in the sense that the hookedup with her .MAN was she pretty!
3. Bill Clinton v/s Monica Lewinsky,Paula Jones,Hillary Clinton: "THE" story of the late 90's.This dude as we know ruled the world.But he pushed his luck too far...what were you thinking Bill? Monica got a million$ for a book and movie...Paula got the fame she'd never dreeamt of...and Hillary got all the sympathy votes and a rotten husband...she should have dropped him like it was hot......and i wonder why there's so much controversy in our country about the "Women's Bill" being passed....
4.Laloo Prasad Yadav, Rabri Devi v/s Opposition: Suprised?This actually is more like an example of the triumph of love and an ultimate example of how men and women can live in peace and harmony.....so the only winner here is.....Bihar?!
That a brief overview of ...of nothing actually...They say men are from mars and women from venus....Then what the hell are they doing here on earth?!!Fools!
why do women cry?why do men lie?(ya there's a book by that name,never read it though)
why do women have a sense of humour as large as an electron?why do men have an ego as small as Jupiter?
why are women who are seen with a lotta men called sluts and bitches?and why are men with a lotta women around called studs and dudes?
The beauty of it all is that...i realy dunno what im talkin bout...just bin typing non stop....
anyway the conclusion is men will be men(read fools) and women will be she-dogs(sounds sweeter)....
posted by donostwal at Wednesday, September 07, 2005
3 Comments:
saala chuthiya... what are u writing???
how've u been?? been so bloody long... we should catch up sometime.
nice work pal....brilliant work..
get more of your shit in...its strangely good
u plannin on updating man?
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